Enough with these LONG HAIR COMMENTS!

“You have long hair”

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"How

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"WHEN

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“HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO WASH IT?”

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"My hair could Never Grow that long!"

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"Aren't You A LITTLE OLD FOR LONG HAIR?"

"YOU

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Enough with these LONG HAIR COMMENTS!

“You have long hair”

You' d be surprised how many people feel compelled to tell you this. Hm, yeah, that's kinda obvious. Do you want a reward for telling me?

"How

Do you go to the bathroom with all that hair?"

Um, are you for real? How do YOU go to the bathroom with a long scarf? Or really anything? Think about it for a moment. I’m sure you’ll figure out.

"WHEN

WILL YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?”

Um, s'cuse me? Who says I have to cut it? You make it sound like I HAVE to. Kinda rude, isn't it?

“HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO WASH IT?”

In all fairness, I understand the question. They probably can't imagine what it means to take care of really long hair. But we're so TIRED of answering it all the time...

"My hair could Never Grow that long!"

Might not even be true!

Mostly your hair doesn't grow because you keep cutting it. Swipe up to read more common reasons.

"Aren't You A LITTLE OLD FOR LONG HAIR?"

Uhm, who makes these rules? Also, how old or young do you have to be for which hair length? When is the magic age limit for long hair? So many questions!

"YOU

Should donate your hair!"

Bold of you to tell me which parts of my body I should donate. Maybe you worry about your donations and I worry about mine?

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